| MCXLVIMickey Owen for United???!!! Not everyone is Sheringham, Blanc or Larrsson... ERMMMM... what's next now 
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| MCXLV最近電視又重播懲教署既一個廣告，內容大致就係一個人食左一輪皇家飯之後，出到黎洗心革面，番到工場、屋企、朋友地方，仲廣受大家歡迎，重投社會（嘩，簡直係路加福音15章11-32節既現代香港版！） 次次我一睇到就笑到碌地。朋友問我點解。我會話佢知，十足係粵語殘片劇尾果陣，吹得太大收唔到科，就惟有安排呢個無惡不作既惡霸突然見到老婆同個蘇蝦，然後良心發現，老婆一開口勸佢改過果陣，佢已經搶住話︰「唔！我同你去自首啦！」 （簡直係感人肺腑，發人深省） 再黎到呢輪熱炒既「正生書院」事件。學我老死話齋，人地都肯山長水遠去到你梅窩度讀書啦，你仲想點？（咁都諗到）唔好搞人啦，我真係諗起十幾年前麗晶花園班人上哂身果陣個樣架。果陣我仲細個，係電視度睇見佢地惡形惡相想斬人咁既款，真係幾乎嚇到標水！ 橫睇掂睇都係梅窩班朋友怕樓價跌啦。又學老死話齋，住係海棠路男童院果班仲癲啦，睇下有冇影響過果區九龍塘既樓價？個牧羊人係度放羊，你會唔會話驚俾隻羊咬親？更何況個群羊係俾人困哂係四面牆入邊？ 話講多左啦，講到尾，正生書院事件呢個故事俾左一個好好既教訓我地︰ 千祈唔好行差踏錯，要好好地做人。如果唔係？你出番黎從良讀書都唔會有人接納你呀，衰仔！同樣道理，你坐十年八年監之後就以為可以融入番社會？睇廣告睇到你傻左呀？有咁便宜既事？哈哈！ |
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| MCXLIVRonaldo: ''I love to be jeered'' "Cristiano Ronaldo says he does not care if his proposed £80m move to Real Madrid makes him an object of hate and the Portugal winger, who looks to be on the way out of Manchester United, claims he wants to 're-write the history of football' in Spain." (soccernet.com) 試下你俾我番五年工賺十幾億丫 我俾你吐口水都得呀！ |
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| MCXLII一丸藥進失先嘗 一士千金未易償 入夢終疑神女賦 有人曾悟木樨香 小船隔岸催桃葉 使者啣書出建章 西域化胡誣李耳 士夫名節獨尋常 |
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| MCXL好多人都係度等緊我寫關於應林既野 等下先啦，大把時間 因為我宜家只係想講︰ 侯城保住左英超席位啦！哈哈！ 起碼可以係英超睇多佢地三十八場比賽啦！哈哈哈！ |
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